Cat Unimpressed by Summer TV Lineup
Area cat Twilly has let it be known that she is not at all impressed by this summer’s slate of new television shows.
“Twilly is an avid television watcher,” said spokesperson Pia Tomás, “but this season’s new shows just seem lackluster. Duets is one singing competition too many, Men at Work seems formulaic, Mob Wives is a gimmick, Dogs in the City is about dogs – no thank you.”
Tomás added that Twilly was excited about HBO’s new Aaron Sorkin vehicle, The Newsroom, and for Snooki & JWOW, but hasn’t gotten on board with Charlie Sheen’s hit show Anger Management. "She found the whole ‘tiger blood’ thing an insult to her feline heritage,“ said Tomás. "She still hasn’t forgiven him for that,”
Via Zanzibar.
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