
BREAKING: Cat Enters Tense Standoff With String, Cops
According to numerous verified tweets from the scene, a 6-month-old cat named Max has engaged a nearby string in what authorities expect to be a grueling, hours-long standoff.
“I cant even beleeve what i’m seeing but theres a cat here and he is gonna mess that string up!!” read one tweet from user @spicy_pickles14
“Police are everywhere…what’s their next move?” read another from @JimmyGil.
As of this writing, authorities on the scene could not be reached for comment. The Fluffington Post will update you as this story develops.
Submitted by Dan.
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