Santa Reveals Plans to Deliver Cats, Not Coal, to Naughty Kids
The North Pole has issued a press release outlining Santa Claus’s plan to stop delivering coal to children on his Christmas Eve naughty list. Citing the rising cost of fuel and the detrimental impact of coal mining on the environment, Mr. Claus explains that he will be switching to cats.
“We believe waking up to a cranky cat in your stocking is a much more effective deterrent of naughty behavior,” reads the release. Neither Mr. Claus nor his representatives were available for further comment.
Via AuthenticWiggidyWack.
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