Kentucky Cat Invents Snuggie Competitor
Mister, an enterprising young feline from Morehead, KY, has created what every infomercial marketer dreams of – a better version of the Snuggie.
“Admittedly, it’s just a blanket,” says Jim Hart, Mister’s publicist. “But they’ll be manufactured by unpaid Honduran children, so the price will be very competitive.”
Hart went on to say, “S*%t, are we still on the record, here?”
Submitted by Kelli Shaver.
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