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Local Cat Dreams of Belly Rubs

October 5, 2013 · Leave a Comment

Local Cat Dreams of Belly Rubs

An area cat named Sprout spends much of his sleep time dreaming of belly rubs, according to his friends. Either that, or he’s plotting to kill them all.

According to close friend Tony Agarwal, Spout exhibits all the signs of a cat hatching a murder plot, as detailed by the seminal research infographic, How to Tell if Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You. But, Agarwal said, they prefer to give the kitty the benefit of the doubt.

“We like to think it’s the belly rub thing instead,” he said. “Otherwise, we’d just live in fear.”

Via Salim Virji.

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