Kitten Falls Asleep During Business Meeting
According to the minutes of this morning’s managerial meeting, a cat named Willow fell asleep during the sales projections.
“To be fair, they are pretty boring,” said VP of sales, Kelly Harris. "I spent a lot of time making those slides, though. The least Willow could do is stay awake.“
Company sources confirm that the kitten will be put on probation.
Via No_Water.
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