
Cat Unimpressed with Bathroom Remodel
by Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
Tucker the cat had purchased his dream home. It had everything he’d ever wanted – except a decent-looking bathroom.
“That was really the only drawback,” says friend Sarah Slack. “The cabinetry was outdated and the floor tiles were a really ugly shade of yellow. He caved when he bought the place, but when he moved in, it had to go.”
After searching high and low for a general contractor, Tucker decided on an affordable option he had found on Craigslist.
“That was a mistake,” says Slack. “The pewter fixtures and granite panels they put in were nice, but the sink ruined the whole deal – it’s not nearly big enough to nap in. At least he still has the infinity pool.”
Via wittchimp.
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