Cat Demands Minimum 1,000 Thread Count on All Bed Sheets
A cat from San Francisco, CA was not pleased to learn she had been sleeping on sheets with a paltry thread count of 500.
“She really can’t go below 1,000 on sheets. Pillow cases, maybe 750,” says Carl Grossman, a source familiar with the situation. “Sure, she can be a little bourgeois about it, but if that’s what makes her happy, I won’t fight it.”
Via Chris Taylor.
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