DJ Kitty Diagnosed With Cat Scratch Fever
A cat from Boston, MA named DJ Felix was diagnosed yesterday with the city’s third confirmed case of cat scratch fever. The fever, which causes excessive boogying, mild to moderate dancing and, in extreme cases, getting down with your bad self, is spreading like wild fire through the feline community.
Felix has been quarantined and health authorities are asking that anyone who experiences a sudden on set of rhythm call a doctor before it gets them.
Via michaelseamans.
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