Professional Kitten Snuggler Weighs in at 3 Pounds, 2 Ounces

Professional Kitten Snuggler Weighs in at 3 Pounds, 2 Ounces

Sugar Ray Paws, current reigning champion in the featherlight kitten weight class, weighed in at 3 pounds, 2 ounces today this afternoon ahead of Friday’s title bout in Atlantic City.

“Paws is in the best shape of his life,” said trainer Jesus Saeverin. “There’s no way this match lasts longer than four rounds.  Tops.”

While some kitty snuggling analysts have chided Saeverin for providing “bulletin board” material for Paws’ competitor, the kitty has every reason to be confident.  He’s 26-0 in his career and his last five bouts haven’t gone the distance.

Oddsmakers have Paws as a 6-1 favorite.

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