Cat Makes Naughty List for 3rd Straight Year

Cat Makes Naughty List for 3rd Straight Year

An area cat named Dippy was shocked to learn she has made Santa’s Naughty List for the third year in a row.

“She followed all the rules this year,” says Gabe Shoreline, a source close to the situation. “She was even polite to her neighbors – she never does that. I don’t know what went wrong.”

While there have been some unconfirmed reports of passive aggression, it’s still too early to say why Dippy could not overcome the naughty stigma this time around.

Submitted by Sean Colyer.