BREAKING: Cat Replicates Self

BREAKING: Cat Replicates Self

The Fluffington Post has received word from a testing facility in Nevada that a cat named Simon has successfully cloned himself through cell division.

“All of a sudden, another cat was just growing off the side of him,” says Clinton Bezio, a genetic researcher there. “Once fully formed, the cat was identical in size, color – everything. A perfect clone.”

Scientists are still examining the cause of this mutation, but most are in agreement that it’s “pretty awesome.”

Simon and Morgan, submitted by Arlene Harris.