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Kitten Unapologetic After Popsicle Theft

January 22, 2013 · Leave a Comment

Kitten Unapologetic After Popsicle Theft

According to numerous reports, a local kitten is showing no remorse after stealing a half eaten popsicle from a toddler’s hands and and then eating it on the lawn right in front of her.

“The kid was just bawling away, and the cat just didn’t seem to care,” said one eye witness, describing the kitten’s licks of the popsicle as “slow and deliberate.”

Authorities confirm that though the victim is five years old and though the crime involved theft of a frozen treat, the kitten could still face charges of “stealing candy from a baby” under local statutes.

Via annamissan.

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