FBI: Cat Groups May Be Plotting Something
Federal authorities have received intelligence suggesting that cat factions within the feline community are up to no good. Sources at the FBI say a far-reaching plot could affect thousands of homes across the country, but neglected to provide further detail.
“This could be a simple tuna heist or an attempt at world domination,” an FBI source tells The Fluffington Post under condition of anonymity. “At this point, we just have too little to work with.”
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