Cat Stiffs Pizza Delivery Guy
Chuck Fogarty claims a local cat refuses to tip for pizza delivery. The driver, who works at Vinny’s Pizza & Pasta on Harrison Avenue, delivered a pepperoni pie Tuesday night.
“This cat answered the door, I don’t know his name,” Fogarty tells The Fluffington Post. “He had pre-paid on a credit card but didn’t leave a tip or hand me any cash. Nothing. He just scowled at me as he closed the door.”
Upon hearing of the neighborhood cheapskate, The Pizza Deliverers’ Alliance spoke out.
“Doesn’t he understand that we make our living from tips?” says Joseph Camden, secretary for the Alliance. “It’s an affront. We’ve added his house to our new ‘No-Delivery Zone.’ He won’t be getting pizza anytime soon.”
Via Sydviciouz.
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