Cat Protests ‘Rigged’ Ping-Pong Tournament
A cat named Rufus has staged a sit-in on the table of the ongoing Living Room Semi-Finals Ping-Pong Tournament. The cat claims the match is rigged against feline players, who do not have thumbs to hold the paddles adequately, and thus suffer a disadvantage.
“This isn’t just about ping-pong,” says Sally Cornfeld, a spokesperson for Rufus, who could not be reached for interview amid the chaos of the protest rally. “This is about Cats Rights. This is about standing up for what you believe in. Or in this case, sitting down for what you believe in.”
Via soggycupcakes.
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