
Cat Photographer Falls Asleep, Misses Life-Changing Shot
World-renown cat photojournalist Pippin of Rotherham, England was out a little too late last night, and his career paid for it dearly.
Just as he nodded off this afternoon, a fighter jet roared past his window, narrowly avoiding an asteroid on a collision course with the Earth, which was destroyed at the last second by a ballistic missile, launched by a dinosaur.
If only he had been awake to capture this once-in-a-lifetime moment. Alas, there is no photographic proof.
Submitted by David and Catriona Bain.
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