Cat Actor Hires Bodyguard to Thwart Paparazzi

Cat Actor Hires Bodyguard to Thwart Paparazzi

Sitcom actor and tabloid magnet Wollie has contracted a professional bodyguard named Rodriguez to deal with the endless nuisance of Paparazzi.

“We don’t like that it’s come to this, but it had to be done,” says Wollie’s publicist Lucy Wang. “Wollie’s privacy has been violated excessively. She can’t even leave the living room without being photographed by these people.”

The kitty, known for her role as Cat #2 on the hit CBS show Two and a Half Men,   has been the subject of numerous rounds of gossip, including an alleged relationship with a married co-star, Harold, who plays Cat #1.

Submitted by Karen Kennis.