Cat Quits Hood Ornament Job Due to ‘Mouth Bugs’

It has only been a month since Otis the cat signed a lucrative contract to be a hood ornament on the car of area podiatrist James Wellings, but sources tell The Fluffington Post that Otis has already quit.

“Things seemed to be going well,” said Alec Petrocelli, a dentist who has an office in the same building as Wellings. “But I hear the relationship started to break down last week when Otis started complaining about mouth bugs and James refused to spring for a wind screen.”

The cat’s contract included a rather larger signing bonus, which he’ll reportedly have to return. 

Wellings did not return calls and a spokesperson for Otis declined to comment.