
Cat’s Embarrassing Library Record Made Public
Scandal is brewing in the tiny town of Sea Crest, South Carolina where local newspaper The Sea Crest Breeze has publish the library lending record of a one Milo the cat. Residents were shocked to see a number of lurid titles, including 50 Shades of Fur and Live Nude Cats, on the list.
“This pretty much kills any chance of running for political office,” said Jessica Buchanan. “Then again, I guess, look at Mark Sanford.”
The newspaper is not source of the library record. Milo could not be reached for comment.
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