Cat-Owned Contractor Wins Safety Award

Cat-Owned Contractor Wins Safety Award

Feline-owned and operated Alley Katz Painting Contractors, LLC has been awarded a “Top Safety” rating by the local area chamber of commerce for their spotless workplace safety record.  Alley Katz hasn’t had an accident on the job in the 36 months since opening for business.

Unfortunately for the firm, the favorable chamber of commerce safety rating was paired with an unfavorable consumer satisfaction score.  "We’ve just had too many complaints of napping while on the clock,“ said chamber of commerce president, Alex Greenberg.  "They may be very careful at Alley Katz, but they also barely get any actual work done.”

Via kmaraj.