Cat Will Upgrade to New iPad
Chuckie, a cat from Binghamton, NY, is fed up with his first-generation iPad.
“It’s getting very slow, it doesn’t have a camera, and no retina display,” says Fran Newman, Chuckie’s friend and biggest technology advocate. “I mean honestly, how is he supposed to play Fruit Ninja on a Cortex-A8 processor?”
Chuckie is reportedly considering the 128 GB iPad, announced by Apple on Tuesday.
“He takes a ton of selfies with his iPhone, so the extra storage will be welcome when he gets a tablet with a camera on it,” says Newman.
Submitted by Jill Raponi.
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