

Age of Aquarium, a darling of the Brooklyn, NY food truck scene, has closed after all of its inventory of fish-flavored ice cream was mysteriously eaten last night. The cat-owned truck has been a favorite among locals since opening earlier this summer and scoring a profile in New York magazine.
The truck was parked near Prospect Park this morning with a sign that said, “All Sold Out. Closed Indefinitely.” However, sources close to the situation say that the ice cream was not sold out, but rather, consumed.
“There were definitely signs,” said fellow food truck owner Giorgio Amon. “All the ice cream scoops were clean, the truck was fully stocked with cones and toppings, but the ice cream bins were licked clean. Highly suspicious.”
Co-owners George and Wheezy declined to comment, but a spokesperson said they were nursing pretty severe “tummy aches.”
Via tinaf78.
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