Cat Fired From IBM After Selling Secrets
According to numerous reports, a cat engineer working at IBM’s Buenos Aires, Argentina office was fired after allegedly selling secrets to a rival company. The crooked cat is said to have sold high end mainframe designs to a company in China.
Lawyers for the cat deny any wrongdoing. "Our client is innocent of all charges,“ said a representative of Berkowitz, Flitman and Grösch, who are representing the cat. "Yes, he sleeps on the job. Yes, he gets fur in the keyboard. Yes, he rarely meets a deadline. A model employee he is not, but neither is he a law breaker.”
Via Clashloudly.
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