
Cat Gives Laziest High Fives Ever
According to reports, an area cat has been giving some extremely half-assed high fives. “I wouldn’t even call it a high five,” says James Tonkin, who witnessed one of the exchanges yesterday. “It was really more of a… I dunno, maybe a low two at best. Is that a thing? Actually, don’t print that.”
Witnesses say the cat has not put any enthusiasm into his hand slaps in over a month.
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