New York Cat Is First Feline Admitted to Gryffindor House
A 5-year-old cat named George is the first of his kind to join the esteemed Gryffindor House at the famous Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The young mage hails originally from Holbrook, NY, but will be attending magic classes this fall.
“It’s an important moment for Hogwarts,” says Humphrey Bobbins, media relations for the school. “It reminds us that wizards come in all forms, and should not have to face species discrimination.”
Submitted by Allie and Alana.
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