Kitten Prospector Finds Gold in Attic

Kitten Prospector Finds Gold in Attic

Everyone laughed at Tiny when he uprooted his entire family and headed north into Attic Country in the hopes of striking it rich.  "There’s no treasure up there,“ they said.  "You’re a fool and you’ll pay for your hubris!” they warned.  But Tiny may have had the last laugh.

News arrived last night via the wires that Tiny has struck gold in the attic – literally.  The cat has reportedly come across a cache of gold jewelry, antiques and other valuables.  Though no appraisal has been made, rumors are that Tiny’s haul could be worth into the low four figures, a potentially life-changing amount of money for the cat.

Tiny’s urgent telegraph from the attic read in part, “Found gold. Stop.  Lots of it. Stop.  Only Fancy Feast from here on out. Stop.”

Via launceston_lad.