Experts: Cats Do Not Make Good Dinner Party Guests
According to experts at the Miss Digsby School of Animal Etiquette in Canton, OH, cats are generally not thought to be good dinner party guests. "Our research shows us that cats are 230% more likely than dogs, and 1200% more likely than people, to make egregious errors in following proper social mores while at the dinner table,“ said feline civility expert Thaddeus Lemon.
Among the leading mistakes cats are likely to make are batting their food around, leaving their paws on the table and falling asleep in the gravy.
Via Narith5.
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