
Cat’s Prank Lacks Finesse
A local cat named Nathaniel has been grounded after pulling a relatively lame prank.
“He just sat on top of the door and then jumped on my head when I walked through,” said Louis Perkins, the cat’s adoptive father. “That’s not a prank, but I guess it’s what passes for one these days.”
According to Perkins, Nathaniel has been grounded for a week.
“I’m not a square – I can handle some practical jokes, but that was just stupid,” said Perkins. “I mean, jumping on my head? C’mon. That’s just crude. Plus, someone could get hurt.”
Via ozzythemen.
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