Tensions Run High In Backyard Standoff

Tensions Run High In Backyard Standoff

Sources on the ground near the patio door are reporting that a three-hour standoff between cat and dog factions has grown in intensity.

“The cats are holding their ground firm,” says Clinton Selvy, a witness who is observing from a save distance. “They won’t let the dogs back into the house. But the dogs are holding the line, likely as a matter of pride.”

There are unconfirmed rumors that the dogs may attempt to sneak in, perhaps through the side door.

Submitted by Matt Wilfinger.