Apartment Is Smaller than Cat Expected

Apartment Is Smaller than Cat Expected

Recent Bay Area transplant Max the cat was disappointed by the size of his “cozy” studio apartment with “office nook.”

“In his budget, there’s not a lot available,” said real estate agent Piper Martin. “Especially since he wanted to be near Muni. But I found him a very affordable space that includes every necessary amenity and allows him to enjoy all the perks of city life.”

According to Martin, the apartment, though “quaint,” has everything a cat could need. But Max doesn’t agree with that assessment.

“His place is really nothing more than a cabinet, and that bonus office space? Its just a hollowed out cereal box in the back,” said close friend Ezra Morin. 

Morin said that to Max, his small space is emblematic of the gentrification of the city.

“There’s just no way Max can afford to live downtown on his middle class salary,” said Morin. “And that’s a shame.”

Via sunyeah.