Toronto Cat Passes Out After Eating Plate of Cookies
A 16-year-old cat named Eloise was found in a food coma after scarfing a plate of Girl Scout cookies late Saturday morning.
Early reports indicate the cookies were Samoas, but conflicting eye-witness accounts point toward Thin Mints. Regardless of cookie type, Eloise will likely regret her decision when she wakes up, according to sources close to the situation.
Submitted by Rachael Peet.
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