
REPORT: Cat Rethinking 500 Thread Count Comforter
Anouk the cat originally thought when it comes to bedding the higher the thread-count, the better. That’s why when she needed a new ensemble for her Queen-sized bed, she went with a 500-thread-count, triple down, Egyptian cotton sheet and comforter set.
Now she’s regretting that purchase, according to friends.
“What Anouk failed to take into consideration,” said Tammy Worloo, a source close to the situation, “is her rather slight body size. She is literally swimming in all those sheets. It’s too much for a little cat.”
Anouk has until next Wednesday to return the bedding to Bed, Bath & Beyond where she purchased the set.
Via twolittlemoos.
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