Reclusive Cat Only Leaves Sensory Deprivation Tank Once Per Year

Reclusive Cat Only Leaves Sensory Deprivation Tank Once Per Year

Since retiring from the stage in 2003, Nikolai the cat has grown more eccentric with each passing year.  According to a new unauthorized tell-all biography released today, Nikolai spends most of his time in a sensory deprivation chamber and only leaves once each year on the Summer Solstice.  

“He takes his meals there.  He bathes there.  He sleeps there.  The sensory deprivation tank has become his entire world,” alleges the book, entitled Meow: The Story of the Greatest Showcat the World Has Every Seen, and His Downfall.  "Nikolai only leaves the chamber once each year, on the Summer Solstice, to be rejuvenated by the sun’s healing rays during its longest transit across the sky.“

The book is already #2 on the Amazon Kindle bestseller list.

Via jadepearli.