
Bartender Cuts Cat Off After ‘One Too Many’
If you ask Roman, a 5-month-old cat from Columbus, OH, if he has a problem, he won’t cop to it.
“Oh, he’s totally in denial,” says Colin Coffers, a close friend. “He doesn’t see what we see.”
But it came to a head on Thursday night when a bartender at the Elevator Brewery stopped serving him.
“He’d had one too many,” says Mark Styles, a co-owner of the establishment. “Things were getting a little out of hand, so I had to cut him off. He was upset at first, but he was cool about it. He just shmoozed a few more ladies and left.”
Submitted by Jacqueline Furay.
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