BREAKING: Local Cat Refuses to Leave Box
An area cat that sources have confirmed to the The Fluffington Post is named Rocky, is reportedly refusing to vacate a cardboard box. According to police, Rocky entered the box about 12 hours ago and will not emerge, despite of numerous pleas to do so by both the owners of the box and local law enforcement. Rocky is not believed to have any hostages in the box with him, nevertheless, authorities are not taking any chances and have called in the FBI for assistance.
More on this story as it develops…
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