
Kitten Secedes From Living Room, Builds Box Fort
In a bold move that has spun officials into a tizzy, a tabby kitten named Hank has rebuked the sovereignty of the living room and created his own domain in the corner. He’s even constructed a fort to defend this new jurisdiction, dubbed “Tuna Land.”
“We do not recognize Tuna Land as a sovereign entity,” living room councilwoman Terry Ackley tells The Fluffington Post. “We believe it’s just a matter of time before Hank realizes the error of his ways and comes crawling back. It’s very hard to run your own country, especially with such an extravagant fort.”
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