Cat Gets 0% Financing on Box

Cat Gets 0% Financing on Box

When Horace the cat went to the box dealership yesterday, he had no intention of buying anything. He was simply browsing, maybe taking one for a test sit.

But then a shrewd salesman made the cat an offer he couldn’t refuse: 0% financing and an extremely low down payment on a brand new, 2014 box.

“I knew once I said those magic words – zero percent – I had him,” said Taran McCall, the salesman. 

McCall said he counted on the well-known fact that cats are generally very wealthy, and often have plenty of disposable income. 

“Even though this was a premium box with a hefty price tag,” explained McCall,“ 0% is like free money. Cats can’t resist it.”

Via tabby_planiin.