
REPORT: Cat Ready For First Date
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
According to sources, Harry the cat is now officially prepared for his first date this Friday. Friends of the cat tell The Fluffington Post that Harry, despite having a few pre-date jitters, is “more than ready” for his romantic rendezvous, in addition to being “super stoked.”
“He was messaging this cute girl cat on OkCupid,” says Chad Franklin. “Eventually, he got up the courage to ask her out. She said yes. He probably wasn’t expecting that, but now they’ve got dinner reservations at Chez Meow. You can’t back out of something like that. So yeah, you could say he’s ready.”
Via Pastuliolovesyou.
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