Tell-All Book Reveals the Evil Intentions of Cats

Tell-All Book Reveals the Evil Intentions of Cats

In his controversial new book Purrfect Secrets: Exposing the Truth About the Cat Underworld (Harper Collins), investigative journalist Dean Kellenberg conducted extensive interviews with high ranking cats from across the country. For the first time, a number of whistle blowers have gone on record about cats’ organized plan for a global power grab.

“You would not believe how deep it goes,” Kellenberg tells The Fluffington Post. “There are cats in the White House plotting with the cats of North Korean dignitaries. We’re talking about the ebb and flow of very volatile diplomatic relations, all in the paws of these unassuming animals. And they are planning something big.”

How big? You’ll have to buy the book to find out.

Meanwhile, cat groups are up in arms about the title, which hits bookshelves and e-readers on Tuesday. A spokesperson for cats maintains their previous position that cats are not evil, and has vehemently refuted any implications to the contrary.

Via ocarinadiva.