Cat Plans to Hibernate in Shopping Bag

Cat Plans to Hibernate in Shopping Bag

by Anna Washenko, FluffPo Correspondent

As the first cold snap of the seasons reached residents of the Northeastern United States last week, one Baltimore-area cat has begun preparations to hibernate. Jamie, a three year old kitty from the Oldtown neighborhood, has vowed that he will not deal with another snowy season, and will stay inside his paper bag cave until the spring thaw.

“I told him cats aren’t meant to hibernate, but he just won’t listen,” said close confidante Cristy Chebert. “I know he has the sleeping part down pat, but I think he’s going to want to spend time in other places this winter: cardboard boxes, bowls, maybe even dresser drawers. The bag is really limiting.”

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