Kitten Regrets Nothing About Bachelor Party
What started out at a steakhouse in Trenton, NJ progressed through numerous clubs and casinos in Atlantic City, before ending with an all-night party in a suite at the Trump Plaza Hotel. Groom-to-be Laser the cat woke up the next morning with a pounding headache and wearing some other kitty’s collar.
Despite the killer hangover and the crippling fear of what sort of blackmail material he may have provided his friends, the cat doesn’t regret one minute of his bachelor party.
“I think maybe if he did it again he’d have a couple fewer catnip mojitos,” said close friend Julian Grimley. “But all in all, he had a great time. It was a perfect send off into married life.”
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