
Cat’s Rampant Attitude Problem Goes Unchecked
A Bakersfield, CA cat named Bacardi has been running amok for nearly four years, according to sources.
“She has had attitude since day one,” says Margaret Haggard, who is very familiar with the situation. “She hisses and spits at everyone except me. Since I brought her home, she has not left my side or lap. She loves snacks and playing with her laser spot.”
But this selective “cattitude” doesn’t sit well with everyone.
“She can be kind of rude,” says Charlie O’Malley, a neighbor. “I asked to borrow a cup of sugar the other day and she just flipped her tail up at me. I mean, really.”
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