Local Cat Wins Award for Alertness
Area feline Clarence has been awarded the highest honor from the National Society of Alertness. The medal, given to one creature each year who “exhibits a high level of awareness of his or her surroundings,” was bestowed upon Clarence last night at a gala dinner.
“Clarence has been on our radar for a few years,” said NSA president Exicardo Morales. “He really stepped it up this year to become the most alert cat in the country.”
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