Cat Hires Bunnies for Protection
Fearing harassment from the dog, area cat Zanzibar has hired a cadre of bunny rabbits as bodyguards.
“Zan came to us for his security needs and we created a custom package for him that does include bunny rabbit guards,” confirmed Rob Carchman, CEO of Rabbit-Proof Security. Carchman would not go into detail on the type or amount of personal protection hired by Zanzibar, but did say that he has full confidence that the dog will no longer be bothering his client.
The dog could not be reached for comment.
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