Bourgeois Cat Does Not Have Time for Riff Raff
A 2-year-old cat named Miles Davis certainly enjoys the finer things in life – jazz, scotch, monocles, and of course, bow ties. But he does not have the patience to deal with “undesirables.”
“His time is extremely valuable,” says Ron Conner, Davis’s personal assistant. “If you can’t hold a conversation about post-modern architecture, chances are he’ll dismiss you out of paw.”
Submitted by Carly Bright.
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