New AlarmCat Will Wake You Up On Time
Forget clocks and apps. When you need a living, breathing wake-up call, reach for AlarmCat.™
AlarmCat™ is guaranteed to wiggle around in your bed at the prescribed time every morning, without fail, or your money back. If AlarmCat™ can’t wake you up, nothing will.
Submitted by Lauren Rae Bertolini.
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