Agoraphobic Cat Refuses to Leave Futuristic Egg House
Mitzy, a kitty from Sacramento, CA, has reportedly refused to leave her egg-shaped, pod house. Feline psychologists have diagnosed Mitzy with derealization disorder, a type of dissociative anxiety. "For Mitzy, her egg is a safe haven. It is her whole world,“ said Dr. Jonas Günderson. "Things outside the egg don’t even seem real to Mitzy anymore.”
At least one friend who wished to remain anonymous presented a different theory: “She’s a cat. A freakin’ cat. She’ll come out when she’s hungry.”
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