Wealthy Puppy Tires of Yacht, Shiny Toys

Numerous reports out of South Florida confirm that marketing mogul and golden retriever puppy Bowden has grown bored with all the trappings that billions can buy.

“He was out on his yacht the other day but it just wasn’t the same,” says Jeff Adkins, Bowden’s personal assistant. “Something was missing, and I knew he felt it.”

Indeed, many of Bowden’s sports cars, infinity pools and in-home movie theaters (he has three in his Miami Beach mansion) have collected dust, of late.

“He’s looking for something money can’t buy,” says Aileen Kaufman, another employee. “Maybe a scratch on the head or something, I don’t know.”

via @bowdens_golden_life