BREAKING: Photographic Evidence of Vampire Rabbit Emerges
This is not a drill, people. New evidence has emerged that vampire rabbits – once though to exist purely in the realm of fiction – are indeed real.
“I told you they were real!” exclaimed an ecstatic Karl van Bibber, a cryptozoologist who has devoted his entire life to hunting vampire bunnies, a pursuit many thought was a total waste of time until last night.
Others aren’t convinced. “Um, photoshopped,” read a two word statement from renowned biologist and two-time Pulitzer Prize winner E.O. Wilson.
What do you think?
Via Reddit.
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